This is the transcript page for the level A Dalektable Adventure.
Encounter with The Doctor
- Wyldstyle: Uh... Not good.
- Gandalf: So what do we do?
- Twelfth Doctor: Well I suggest you mind your heads!
- Twelfth Doctor: Hold on a sec!
- Twelfth Doctor: Not that you have a choice in matter - you're stuck in a rift loop!
- Twelfth Doctor: C'mon! Don't just sit there, you've got a bunch of monsters to meet.
- Batman: Who are you? What did you do to us?
- Twelfth Doctor: Is he always like this, Wyldstyle? I assumed I'd just caught him in a bad time before.
- Wyldstyle: Uh, what?
- Twelfth Doctor: I'm the Doctor.
- Twelfth Doctor: I locked onto your scanner. Remember that.
- Batman: Before? You said before.
- Twelfth Doctor: Well spotted, Batman - go to the head of the class! This is the TARDIS. It travels in time. I've met you three before, but you haven't met me yet. That's time travel for you.
- Batman: You're lying!
- The Doctor: No. Here's your grapple gun.
- Batman: Clearly a copy.
- Twelfth Doctor: Again, no. Like I say, time machine - not a 3D printer. Just give me your grapple gun later.
- Twelfth Doctor: Okay, out you go.
- Batman: Where are we?
- Twelfth Doctor: Does it matter? Call it, I dunno, "Dave".
- Twelfth Doctor: This is my phone number, you'll call it when you get into trouble and I'll help you out - I'm nice like that.
- Twelfth Doctor: Look, normally I'd come along with you, if I cross time-stream here it'll rip a hole in the universe so big you can drive his ego through it. Anyway, good luck!
- Gandalf: Can someone explain to me what's going on, please?
- Wyldstyle: Not really, no. But I think another Keystone's here.
Encounter with CyberKing
- CyberKing: Upgrade complete.
- CyberKing: Organic lifeforms located. You will become like us.
- Batman: I don't think so.
Encounter with Dalek Emperor
- Batman: I don't know.
- Gandalf: At least, they aren't those statues!
- Dalek: Re-activating... Re-activating...
- Dalek: Hostiles located! Do not move!
- Wyldstyle: Who? Us? We're not hostile, we're friends of the Doctor!
- Dalek: The Doctor must be exterminated!
- Wyldstyle: Well, more acquaintances, really, I didn't mean 'friend'.
- Dalek: Daleks conquer and destroy!
- Dalek: You will be exterminated!
- Dalek: Obey the Daleks!
- Dalek: Locate the Doctor!
- Dalek: Exterminate, annihilate, destroy!
- Dalek: We are the supreme beings!
- Dalek: Enemies of the Daleks will be exterminated!
- Dalek: Do not move!
- Dalek Emperor: Silence!
- Distracted Dalek: ...that is why I want to be a red Dalek-
- Distracted Dalek: Sorry.
- Dalek Emperor: You will tell us everything you know about the Doctor's plans.
- Gandalf: To be honest, we don't really know anything.
- Dalek Emperor: Then you will be exterminated!
Dalek Emperor Defeated
- Gandalf: I think our time is at a end.
- Wyldstyle: Yeah, I don't think the Doctor's making house calls today.
- Batman: Come on...!
- Dalek Emperor: Doctor!
- Twelfth Doctor: Look, before you start on me, if you will fire a shrink ray at a dimensionally transcendental time machine, these accidents are going to happen.
- Dalek Emperor: Exterminate him!
- Twelfth Doctor: Hey, sorry about the shrinking, but you called me, remember?
- Batman: About time, Doctor!
- Twelfth Doctor: What?! Wait, do I know you?
- Wyldstyle: Yes. And no. I'm Wyldstyle - we're the ones that called you.
- Twelfth Doctor: Not the Daleks? Ah, that explains why they're so tetchy.
- Twelfth Doctor: Alright, get in!
- Dalek Emperor: You will pay for this, Doctor!
- Twelfth Doctor: Don't worry. you'll be fine. Just eat plenty of vegetables - excellent for growth.
- Twelfth Doctor: Right, one of you, start talking.
- Twelfth Doctor: And start with why that one's got pointy ears.
Planet Vorton
- Twelfth Doctor: Okay, I should be able to lock onto this no problem.
- Twelfth Doctor: Someone's using this rift technology like a Gallifreyan time scoop. They're pulling in monsters and madmen from everywhere!
- Batman: We noticed.
- Twelfth Doctor: But that... should stop whoever's behind this tracking you from now on. No more rift loops. Speaking of which, I should go and rescue you from one.
- Batman: You'll need this.
- Twelfth Doctor: I usually take the stairs, but thanks.
- Twelfth Doctor: I'll go finish up with the Daleks and their pals.
- Batman: And we'll deal with the rest.
- Twelfth Doctor: Good. See you later. Or earlier.
- Gandalf: What an odd fellow.
- Gateway Keeper: The Scale Keystone. I'll handle that...