Starting the Quest
Hey there! Can you help me out? Chief Dunby's demoted me again for some reason. Actually he's done it so many times this month that he's had to invent new ranks for me - I'm currently a Sub-Junior Idiot-head.
So I'm going to impress him by solving the biggest unsolved mystery ever: finding the needle in the haystack. You always hear people talking about how hard it is, so I don't think it's ever been found. So what do you say? Are you in?
Finishing the Quest
Oh no! It's a diamond! That's not what I'm looking for at all! I guess we'd better put it back in there in case the owner comes looking for it...
Well, that didn't work out. Still, at least I got to make a brand new friend. Isn't that right Mr. Haystack? I think he's shy.
Follow Honey to the haystack.
- The title of the quest is a mix of 'A friend in need is a friend indeed' and needle.
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