"What's the point of having a brother if he won't play fantasy RPGs with you?" - Elliot upon approaching him
Start of the Quest
"Whenever Mike and his friends play that cool tabletop game they have, they say I can play after I go get their pizza. But EVERY TIME I do it, they come up with an excuse to stop me playing!
When that happens, sometimes I come out here and pretend I'm playing that game. Wanna try it? It's really easy. All you gotta do is close your eyes and IMAAAAAGINNNEE..." - Elliot at the start of the Quest
"Hey! There's that kid who's made first contact! Grab him before he gets away!" - one of the Federal Agents when the Quest starts
"Have at ye, foul beast! Thou shall not... er... get past-eth me!" - Elliot taunting the Agents
"Just come quietly, kid! We don't have to do this!" - another Federal Agent complaining
"A cunning trick to be sure! Ha! Two gazillion damage!" - Elliot taunting them the second time
"Psst! This is way more fun when you do it with other people. No wonder Michael plays it all the time." - Elliot whispering to the player
"Watch yourselves! It looks like the kid's got himself a bodyguard!' - one Federal Agent informing the others
"Argh! He must've learned some kind of alien kung fu! We're dropping like FLIES here!" - one Federal Agent moaning
"Mayhap we are nearing the end of our noble quest? I doth feel a little... phew... out-of-breath." - Elliot nearing the halfway point
End of the Quest
"Wow, that was really fun! And it seems so much more REAL when you do it with somebody else! There's just one thing left to take care of...
- Ahem* Oh, noble hero! For thy assistance in this fantastical ordeal, I awardeth thee one brick of the goldenest gold, to be treasured always and forever!" - Elliot upon finishing the Quest
Beat up 20 Federal Agents with Elliot
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