This is the transcript page for the level Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
Entering Aperture Science Enrichment Center[]
- Batman: This doesn't look like a bakery...
- Wyldstyle: We just got back from the past. Maybe this is a futuristic space-bakery?
- GLaDOS: Is that you?
- Wyldstyle: Huh?
- GLaDOS: How did you escape from your...? No. You're not her. You're just another unwelcome visitor.
- Gandalf: Uh, good lady? Are you the proprietor of this establishment? We wish to buy a cake.
- GLaDOS: Cake, Why do they always want the cake?
- Batman: So you actually have a cake?
- Gandalf: We can pay.
- GLaDOS: Yes. Yes you will pay.
- GLaDOS: But first, a test.
GLaDOS Defeated[]
- GLaDOS: Are you cooked yet? Say nothing for yes or "Aargh! The pain! Why won't the pain stop?!" for no.
- GLaDOS: Good.
- GLaDOS: Oh. You're alive. What a delightful surprise.
- Batman: What else have you got?
- GLaDOS: If you are not going to play by the rules, then there is no point in continuing the tests.
- Wyldstyle: That giant oven was a test?
- GLaDOS: Yes. You failed. But... there is one more thing I would like to conduct.
- Batman: Oh yeah? What's that?
- GLaDOS: Electricity. Through you.
- GLaDOS: Why do they always leave me?
Planet Vorton[]
- X-PO: Oh, good! You guys got the cake!
- Batman: Yeah, and we were almost toast, too.
- Wyldstyle: You cut that pretty close, X-PO.
- Gandalf: Speaking of cutting. Perhaps a slice of...
- Batman: It's not for eating...