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This is the transcript page for the level Arkham Attack.

Outside the Arkham Asylum

  • Batman: Hold this.
  • Barbara: Batman?
  • Batman: Barbara!
  • Barbara: What are you doing here?
  • Barbara: Wait, is that the Phantom Zone Pro--?
  • Robin: Megaphone! It's a megaphone.
  • Robin: See how it's making my voice louder!
  • Robin: Must be something wrong with it...
  • Batman: Grappling hook!
  • Barbara: Code red! Batman and a child accomplice are attempting to infiltrate Arkham Asylum.

Arkham Asylum

  • Prison Guard 2: Attention all inmates! We are on high alert! Return to your cells immediately.
  • The Joker: Hee-hee-hee!

Into The Joker's Prison Cell

  • The Joker: Hey Bats. What brings you to Arkham Asylum?
  • Batman: This. And the Speedwagon.
  • The Joker: The Phantom Zone Projector?!
  • The Joker: You're not going to... banish me to the notorious space prison that houses all of the universes' greatest villains, are you?
  • Barbara: Oh no. That's it! That's his plan?
  • Batman: Well, I would have put it more succinctly , like this:
  • Barbara: Wait! Batman! Don't do it! That's what he wants--
  • The Joker: Whooooaaaa!!!
  • Batman: Yes! That's what I call saving the city again!
  • Robin: You are an inspiration.
  • Barbara: Batman, I can't believe you did this.
  • Batman: You're welcome.
  • Barbara: I've got to arrest you now, you know that?
  • Batman: Yeah., I've got to arrest you too!
  • Barbara: Officers, take this projector to the evidence room and keep it under 24 hour armed guard.
  • Barbara: Hopefully, we can figure out how to get The Joker back.
  • Batman: Get him back?! He's safe in the Phantom Zone, Barbara. What's the worse he can do?
  • Batman: Pft. C'mon. What's the worst that can happen?

The Phantom Zone

Arkham Asylum Elevator

On the top of Arkham Asylum

  • Computer: Export options.
  • Computer: Release all inmates.
  • Computer: Are you sure?
  • Harley Quinn: Yes I am.
  • Computer: Please don't.
  • Computer: Releasing all inmates.
  • Computer: Oh my.

On the top of Arkham Asylum

Gotham City

Arkham Asylum

  • Barbara: What?! How did he get out?!
  • Prison Guard: Ma'am! Harley Quinn just beat us up and took the Phantom Zone Projector!
  • Barbara: I knew it!

Computer in Arkham Asylum

  • The Joker: That's right! I'm here to finally take over Gotham City!
  • The Joker: And to prove to Batman once and for all that I really am his greatest enemy.
  • Batman: Not my greatest enemy.
  • The Joker: But, in order to do that, I'm going to need a little help from my friends.
  • Poison Ivy: Yeah!
  • The Joker: Not those old, lamo, regular rouges I used to hang with.
  • Poison Ivy: Hey!
  • Two-Face: Wha...? I feel very conflicted about that!

Gotham City

  • The Joker: No, I gots me some top drawer, grade A evil doers, y'all!
  • The Joker: What a crew, huh? And they all work for me.
  • The Joker: Now, all that's left is to rub it in Batman's face.
  • The Joker: Hey, Sauron! Your flaming eye has the unique ability to peer through time and space.
  • The Joker: Any thoughts on the Batcave's secret location?
  • Sauron: Hmm... Gimme a second...

Arkham Asylum

  • Barbara: (SIGHS)
  • Barbara: If I let you out, Batman, it's on one condition.
  • Batman: Name it.
  • Barbara: You can't capture The Joker by yourself.
  • Batman: Nnnnngh... Fine!
  • Batman: So who m I working with?
  • Barbara: Me.
  • Robin: And me!
  • Batman: Can I go back in the cell?
  • Alfred: Sir...
  • Barbara: What the-- how did you...?
  • Alfred: Alfred Pennyworth at your service, ma'am.
  • Alfred: Sir, the Joker's at Wayne Manor!
  • Barbara: We need to get that projector!
  • Batman: If we can get to my... Friend's office at Wayne tower...
  • Batman: I can master build a sweet black and very dark grey ride to get it!
  • Batman: Whoa there commish! We need to do something about that outfit first.
  • Batman: Better.
  • Robin: I get to go to Dad one's work! Yay!
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