Arkham Attack/Transcript

This is the transcript page for the level Arkham Attack.

Outside the Arkham Asylum[]

Batman: Hold this.
Barbara: Batman?
Batman: Barbara!
Barbara: What are you doing here?
Barbara: Wait, is that the Phantom Zone Pro--?
Robin: Megaphone! It's a megaphone.
Robin: See how it's making my voice louder!
Robin: Must be something wrong with it...
Batman: Grappling hook!
Barbara: Code red! Batman and a child accomplice are attempting to infiltrate Arkham Asylum.

Prison Guard 2: Attention all inmates! We are on high alert! Return to your cells immediately.
The Joker: Hee-hee-hee!

The Joker: Hey Bats. What brings you to Arkham Asylum?
Batman: This. And the Speedwagon.
The Joker: The Phantom Zone Projector?!
The Joker: You're not going to... banish me to the notorious space prison that houses all of the universes' greatest villains, are you?
Barbara: Oh no. That's it! That's his plan?
Batman: Well, I would have put it more succinctly , like this:
Barbara: Wait! Batman! Don't do it! That's what he wants--
The Joker: Whooooaaaa!!!
Batman: Yes! That's what I call saving the city again!
Robin: You are an inspiration.
Barbara: Batman, I can't believe you did this.
Batman: You're welcome.
Barbara: I've got to arrest you now, you know that?
Batman: Yeah., I've got to arrest you too!
Barbara: Officers, take this projector to the evidence room and keep it under 24 hour armed guard.
Barbara: Hopefully, we can figure out how to get The Joker back.
Batman: Get him back?! He's safe in the Phantom Zone, Barbara. What's the worse he can do?
Batman: Pft. C'mon. What's the worst that can happen?

The Joker: So we're all agreed that if I break you out of here, then you'll help me defeat Batman, yes?
Agent Smith: Very well.
Sauron: Aye.
Dalek: Exterminate!
Agent Smith: He means affirmative.
Lord Voldemort: But how will you liberate us from this infernal prison?
The Joker: Leave that... to me...

Barbara: What?! How did he get out?!
Prison Guard: Ma'am! Harley Quinn just beat us up and took the Phantom Zone Projector!
Barbara: I knew it!

The Joker: That's right! I'm here to finally take over Gotham City!
The Joker: And to prove to Batman once and for all that I really am his greatest enemy.
Batman: Not my greatest enemy.
The Joker: But, in order to do that, I'm going to need a little help from my friends.
Poison Ivy: Yeah!
The Joker: Not those old, lamo, regular rouges I used to hang with.
Poison Ivy: Hey!
Two-Face: Wha...? I feel very conflicted about that!

The Joker: No, I gots me some top drawer, grade A evil doers, y'all!
The Joker: What a crew, huh? And they all work for me.
The Joker: Now, all that's left is to rub it in Batman's face.
The Joker: Hey, Sauron! Your flaming eye has the unique ability to peer through time and space.
The Joker: Any thoughts on the Batcave's secret location?
Sauron: Hmm... Gimme a second...