"We're on the cusp of ecological disaster! You have to come help me quickly!" - Professor Utonium upon approaching him.
Starting the Quest
"Thank goodness you've come, there isn't much time to explain. I need your help to mix up a compound that will prevent a grave injustice against the environment."
"Let's head inside, the equipment is in there. You'll need to help me move the chemicals needed for the compound." - Professor Utonium upon starting the quest
During the Quest
"By my calculations, this is the formula we need to follow. You might just see a simple algebraic equation, but believe me this took days of hard work to come up with."
"Ah! That equipment cost so much money. And those shelves were so chic. All in the name of progress, I guess."
"I keep the Chemical X locked up safely now. Cynics would say it's because I don't want to double my grocery budget again but apparently dangerous chemicals are supposed to be kept locked up nowadays."
"Brr... It's getting really cold in here. I'm not imagining that right?"
"Be extremely careful with that vat. I shudder to think what'll happen if you-"
"That's one chemical safely added to the mix, two more to go."
"Well, I'd been thinking about re-decorating. Though after careful consideration, red is probably not the colour choice I'll be going with, after all."
"Be careful around that Chemical Y, it's incredibly unstable. One good shake and it'll go everywhere."
"Just one chemical left to add."
"Teleportation. Fascinating. We'll have to exchange notes after this ordeal."
"That won't be enough Chemical Z. We need to attach the pipe to the vat first."
"Chemical X, Chemical Y, Chemical Z. There were the ingredients chosen to avert Professor Utonium's ecological crisis. But, in spite of the dubious measurement methods of these ingredients - nothing blew up! Which was counted as a win. Good job, everyone."
"Just add that in here, this ought to do it."
Finishing the Quest
"All we can do now is cross our fingers. This isn't an exactly science after all. Especially since we just mixed slightly random amounts of the chemicals together hoping that would be enough."
"The worst of it does seem to be over though. So there's that - hey I think we actually did it. Who saw that coming?"
"I knew that Air-Conditioner salesman was a conman. That's the last time I buy any expensive industrial-grade cooling systems from a man on my doorstep, believe me." - Professor Utonium upon completing the quest.
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