This is the transcript page for the level Follow the LEGO Brick Road.
Entering Oz[]
- Batman: We are not in Gotham anymore.
- Gandalf: I would have had a more pleasant journey on the back of that Balrog.
- Batman: It's so... colorful.
- Gandalf: Yes, it is rather pleasant.
- Wyldstyle: I can't see MetalBeard.
- Batman: Well, something's close. You're still tracking that signal.
- Batman: This way.
Encounter with Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Lion[]
- Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Woodman and Cowardly Lion: We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz! We hear he is a wiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was! If ever, or whether a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because,
- Wyldstyle: Is that... singing?
- Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Woodman and Cowardly Lion: because, because, because, because, because, because of the wonderful things he does!
- Gandalf: It's not just singing - it's a singing scarecrow. Amongst other oddities.
- Batman: The Scarecrow! I knew it!
- Batman: This is all a hallucination!
- Wyldstyle: I think he's going crazy.
- Gandalf: Going, my dear? He's wearing a bat costume.
- Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Woodman and Cowardly Lion: We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!
- Batman: You're coming with me, Scarecrow!
- Dorothy: Another one to join us on our journey! And what are you missing?
- Batman: A sense of humor. Hand him over!
- Dorothy: But why ever would we do that?
- Batman: Because he's a heartless villain!
- Tin Woodman: No, I'm heartless... He's brainless.
- Scarecrow: Am I still a villain, though?
- Cowardly Lion: I s...s...see something scary!
- Tin Woodman: What? Is it Toto again?
- Dorothy: Oh my! You are heartless!
- Dorothy: Oh no! Not another tornado!
- Cowardly Lion: Aargh!
- Gandalf: What on Middle-earth is going on?
- Wyldstyle: Yeah, who was that laughing?
- Batman: I don't know.
- Wyldstyle: Look! Is that one of the pieces from the gateway?
- Batman: Yes. Let's grab it and get out of this place!
Encounter with the Wicked Witch[]
- Gandalf: We're almost there! Goodness, this has been remarkably easy, hasn't it?
- Batman: Oh, you just had to jinx it, didn't you?
- Wicked Witch: Now that meddling do-gooder is gone, all of Oz is mine! So long, Dorothy! So long!
- Wicked Witch: What's that? Something magical?
- Wicked Witch: It looks so pretty... It feels so powerful!
- Wicked Witch: They can't have it.
- Gandalf: It would appear we're not the only ones interested in the gateway pieces.
- Wicked Witch: Get away from my property!
- Wicked Witch: Whatever it is!
- Batman: We've got monkey dive-bombers!
- Wyldstyle: Ugh. This place makes Cloud Cuckoo Land look normal.
Wicked Witch defeated[]
- Wicked Witch: I'l get you, my pretty, and your giant dog, too!
- Batman: I'm a bat...
- Batman: ...Man.
- Wicked Witch: Seize the shiny and fly! Fly back to the castle!
- Wyldstyle: Nuh-uh! No you don't!
- Wyldstyle: Agh!
- Wicked Witch: You'll have to be faster than that, my fine lady! Without my sister's Ruby slippers you're no match for me!
- Wicked Witch: Away, my pretties! Away!
Wicked Witch's Castle[]
- Wicked Witch: So... You've come to steal my treasure, have you?
- Wicked Witch: And you think you'll escape with it, do you?
- Wicked Witch: You won't even escape with your lives!
- Batman: Why can't you do that kind of magic?
- Gandalf: Hmmph! All she's doing is moving faster than the eye can follow.
- Wyldstyle: Then let's find a way to stop her.
Wicked Witch's second defeat[]
- Wicked Witch: Argh! You cursed brat!
- Batman: Bat.
- Wicked Witch: I'm melting! Melting! Oh what a world, what a world!
- Wicked Witch: Make sure to cancel my newspaper delivery...
- Gandalf: How do you suppose she ever took a bath?
- Wyldstyle: Maybe that isn't monkeys we can smell?
- Wyldstyle: Another rift!
- Gandalf: Batman!
- Batman: On it!
- Gandalf: I believe the rift is becoming unstable! Shall we take our leave through it?
- Wyldstyle: Where do you think this one leads?
- Batman: Wherever it is, it's gotta be better than this garish nightmare! Come on!
Foundation Prime[]
- Lord Vortech: Ah, good guys?
- Scarecrow: I might be a villain.
- Tin Woodman: Ignore him.
- Lord Vortech: Thank-you - to the left, please. Oh, and you won't be needing those lovely ruby slippers any more, my dear.
- Robin: Have you got any idea where we are or what's going on?
- Dorothy: I know it's not Kansas. They took my slippers.
- Frodo: They took my ring, too.
- Robin: And the Kryptonite I was holding.
- MetalBeard: And my treasure chest of ill-gotten booty...
- Robin: Don't worry MetalBeard. We'll get it back.
- MetalBeard: Aar?
- Robin: And then I will have to return it to the rightful owners.
- MetalBeard: Aar.
- Lord Vortech: Excellent. Place them with the other elements.
- Lord Vortech: Bad guys? Excellent. To the right please.
- Saruman: I am Saruman the White, I am not a 'bad guy'.
- The Joker: Pff! Please.
- Lord Vortech: Look! Sauron!
- Saruman: My Lord Sauron, it is I, your faithful serv-
- The Joker: Hahahaha!
- Saruman: Oh.
- Saruman: To the right you say?
- Lord Vortech: If you don't mind. You'll find lots of fun weapons and we can offer you some excellent opportunities to use them.
- The Joker: Well, we'd have to be crazy to refuse that offer!
- Lord Vortech: Mmm?
- The Joker: That means we're in.
Planet Vorton[]
- Gandalf: Goodness, I almost lost my staff that time.
- Wyldstyle: Same here. Except with my lunch.
- Gateway Keeper: Hey, nice job. You brought back the Shift Keystone.
- Wyldstyle: Keystone, what's a Keystone?
- Batman: I'm guessing it's this.