Starting the Quest
The government of the great state of whichever one this one has decreed that I have to find an alternative water source for my sprinklers. Normally I wouldn't entertain the demands of those pencil-pushers but they used the manliest font they could find: STENCIL.
I assume you're the lickspittle they've sent to enforce this prissy-pants edict. Fine, let's get this nonsense over with.
Finishing the Quest
This isn't right! Clearly you cheated in some underhanded, unmasculine way! I won't accept the result. And you can't make me!