Simian Smash is a Quest that you can find in the Midway Arcade Adventure World at the Rampage City, given by George.
Dialogue[]
Beginning[]
- “Graaaargh! The nerve of some monsters! Lizzie and Ralph think they can cause a bigger rampage than me? Well, I'll show 'em! Or at least I would, if pitchfork-wielding villagers would stop hurting me whenever I tried. What's their deal, anyway? They can always rebuild their stupid city! You're with me, right? Let's do some rampagin'!”
- — George upon approaching him
Ending[]
- “Graaaargh! Oh, boy, did that feel good! There's no way anyone could top a rampage like that! Unless maybe they smashed up the entire world. But, even rampagers have to draw the line somewhere. Yup, I can't wait to rub this one in Lizzie and Ralph's faces! Thanks, fellow rampager!”
- — George upon finbishing the quest
Objective[]
Stop the citizens from harming George, so he can destroy the buildings in Rampage City.