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This is the transcript page for the level The Goonies.

Intro

  • Announcer: Previously, on The Goonies...
  • Chunk: Okay, so we found this old map and stuff in Mikey's Dad's attic. Mikey says it shows where One-Eyed Willy's pirate treasure is. He got this plan to find the treasure and the stop the Goon Docks being bought and made into a stupid golf course. So Mikey and Mouth and Data and me got the map and Mikey checked the doubloon o we knew where the pirate cave is under the Lighthouse Lounge.
  • Chunk: Then Mikey's brother Brand and Andy and Stef showed up...
  • Chunk: ...and we found this tunnel!
  • Chunk: So they climbed all in and it was getting really exciting except I got split up from the guys and then the Fratellis got me. They're these bad guys with bullet holes in their four wheel drive. They found the doubloon and I ate their Rocky Road ice cream. Then they threatened me with kitchen appliances so they could chase the guys and get the treasure.

The Fratelli's Hideout

Pirate Cove

  • Chunk: Yeah... Mikey's been through here, alright.
  • Sloth: Uh - oh!
  • Mama Fratelli: Those Goonies are right around somewhere, I'm tellin' ya. I can smell their bubblegum.
  • Sloth: Ma... Ma?!
  • Francis Fratelli: Hey, Ma. How do we get out of here?
  • Francis Fratelli: I ain't been leaving no trail of bread crumbs, ya know.
  • Mama Fratelli: Booby traps! It's only booby traps! Why're you being such as wuss?
  • Mama Fratelli: Follow them size fives.
  • Chunk: We're gonna have to find another tunnel, Sloth.

Into the Inferno Cove

  • Sloth: Water?... Water!
  • Chunk: hat? No, you don't understand.
  • Chunk: My mom says I have a delicate stomach, I only ate an hour ago and...
  • Chunk: Waaaaagh!
  • Sloth: Woo hoo hoo hoo hooooo!
  • Chunk: Raaagh!!
  • Chunk: Waaaaagh!
  • Sloth: Woo hoo hoo hoo hooooo!
  • Chunk: What the... What? Oh my gosh!
  • Chunk: Mikey was right! The map and the doubloon!
  • Sloth: Ma? Ma!!
  • Chunk: No, no Sloth. You gotta keep quiet.
  • Chunk: We gotta get on board so we can effect a rescue.

On the top of The Inferno

Inside The Inferno

  • Sloth: Sloth... Be a pirate?
  • Chunk: Well, this is a real pirate ship. I guess disguises might help.
  • Sloth: Captain Chunk! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
  • Chunk: Okay, now we gotta be real quiet, Sloth, okay? Quiet. You know what quiet means?
  • Sloth: Qui-et?

On the top of The Inferno

  • Chunk: Shh!
  • Sloth: Qui-et!
  • Data: Nobody pushes Data! Even Data don't push Data!
  • Stef: Watch it, wise guy!
  • Mikey: You get off of me!
  • Andy: You gross old witch!
  • Mama Fratelli: You wanna play pirate? We'll play pirate... March! Keep going, smartie! Keep going! Yeah, we'll play pirates, now walk the plank!
  • Andy: No, no! I can't swim with my hands tied!
  • Brand/Stef: No! Andy!
  • Andy: No, no! I can't swim with my hands tied!
  • Brand: You leave her alone!
  • Mouth: Get off of me!
  • Mama Fratelli: Say goodbye to your little friends!
  • Andy: Aaaaaieeeeee!
  • Data: No! Andy!
  • Mouth: No! Andy!
  • Brand: Get outta the way! Andyyyyyyyyyyy!
  • Data: Don't push it!
  • Mikey: Help!
  • Stef: You should be ashamed of yourself!
  • Mouth: Help!
  • Brand: Data! Help us! Mikey!
  • Andy: Help! Mouth! Data!
  • Mama Fratelli: Who's next?
  • Sloth: Hey, you guys!!
  • Sloth: Ho hooooooo!
  • Chunk: Waaaaagh!
  • Stef: Chunk!
  • Mikey: Chunk!
  • Mama Fratelli: Sloth! How'd he get out?
  • Mouth: You don't know who you're messing with!
  • Chunk: Come on, Sloth! Save 'em!

On the top of The Inferno

Into the water

Meanwhile On the top of The Inferno

Into the water

  • Chunk: Sloth, this is the guys! Guys, this is Sloth.
  • Mikey: Yeaah!
  • Sloth: Hey!

On the top of The Inferno

To the Pirate Cove Shore

Inside The Inferno

Pirate Cove

  • Brand: Look, you guys. Maybe we can get through. I can't see through the sides thought, you got a light?
  • Data: I've got the last candle.
  • Data: Hey, this is a funny candle. It's sparkling...
  • Brand: That's not a candle, it's DYNAMITE!
  • Mikey: DYNAMITE!
  • Data: DYNAMITE!

Out of the Pirate Cove

Goon Docks Beach

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