This is the transcript page for the level The Mysterious Voyage of Homer.

The Simpsons House

  • Homer: Heeeeeey! Who cut somethin' outta my paper?!?
  • Homer: Hello?
  • Homer: Oh, hi, Lenny.
  • Homer: No, why would I need a ride this afternoon?
  • Homer: To the big annual what?
  • Homer: Ah well, if it was big and annual I'm sure they'd have mentioned it in the newspaper.
  • Homer: Yeah, it's a lazy dog-dangling afternoon...
  • Homer: ...but something's a bit off.
  • Homer: I gotta get some fresh air.
  • Homer: What's that smell?
  • Homer: Onions... chilli power... cumin... juicy ground chuck! It's chilli!
  • Homer: Oh my gosh... I'm missing the chilli cook off!

The Desert

  • Homer: More please!
  • Homer: Well Chief, don't quit your day job, whatever that is.
  • Homer: Ooh, I don't feel so good.
  • Homer: What's happening to me?

Homer Realises

  • Homer: Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I... oh!

Follow The Tortoise

  • Homer: Hey buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
  • Homer: Huh? A tortoise?
  • Homer: Follow the... Uh! This must be why I'm here! Follow the what? Follow the what?!
  • Homer: Hurry up!
  • Homer: D'OH!
  • Homer: Get moving you stupid... When I'm kicking you, that means hurry up! Come on!
  • Homer: Oh, you want me to climb that, huh? No problemo!
  • Homer: D'OH!

The Lighthouse

Homer's Soulmate

  • Homer: A machine! Earl's a machine? Oh that's just perfect. Homer's desperate search for a soulmate has yielded a lighthouse keeping robot. Oh, wow!
  • Homer: Alone! I'm alone. I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun.
  • Homer: Oh Marge!
  • Homer: In your face, space coyote!
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