Jonathan Coulton - You Wouldn't Know (Lego Dimensions Portal)-0

Jonathan Coulton - You Wouldn't Know (Lego Dimensions Portal)-0

You Wouldn't Know is a song written exclusively for LEGO Dimensions. It serves as the ending credits theme for the game. It is written by Jonathan Coulton, and sung by Ellen McLain as GLaDOS.


Funny story: I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are
I've been busy doing science, it's been tons of fun so far
Everything clean, nothing on fire, all by myself...finally
Things change when they don't replace your core
It feels so strange not to hate you anymore
But you wouldn't know, would you?
I was saying this to Batman - oh
He was here the other day
Maybe you know him, he's a big deal
But I don't think of him that way
He's just a friend, someone I trust
Someone who won't kill me
I'm fine, just in case you think I'm not (I am)
This time I'm better with the friends I've got
But you wouldn't know, would you?
I don't mean for this to sting: I forgive you everything (you monster)
I can guess the reasons why you are never coming by for me...
I should go, there's something happening that will make you wish you'd stayed
There's a party with a -real cake-
Yes, it's real
A cake I made
Talking and fun
Testing and fun
All of this fun...without you
Too bad you let it get so out of hand
How much we had, finally I understand
But you wouldn't know, would you?
You wouldn't know, would you?


  • In the middle of the song, the ingredients for the cake are shown.
  • The song itself is a nod to both Portal games having an ending song performed by GLaDOS (Portal had "Still Alive" and Portal 2 had "Want You Gone").
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