You Wouldn't Know is a song written exclusively for LEGO Dimensions. It serves as the ending credits theme for the game. It is written by Jonathan Coulton, and sung by Ellen McLain as GLaDOS.
Lyrics[]
- Funny story: I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are
- I've been busy doing science, it's been tons of fun so far
- Everything clean, nothing on fire, all by myself...finally
- Things change when they don't replace your core
- It feels so strange not to hate you anymore
- But you wouldn't know, would you?
- I was saying this to Batman - oh
- He was here the other day
- Maybe you know him, he's a big deal
- But I don't think of him that way
- He's just a friend, someone I trust
- Someone who won't kill me
- I'm fine, just in case you think I'm not (I am)
- This time I'm better with the friends I've got
- But you wouldn't know, would you?
- I don't mean for this to sting: I forgive you everything (you monster)
- I can guess the reasons why you are never coming by for me...
- I should go, there's something happening that will make you wish you'd stayed
- There's a party with a -real cake-
- Yes, it's real
- A cake I made
- Talking and fun
- Testing and fun
- All of this fun...without you
- Too bad you let it get so out of hand
- How much we had, finally I understand
- But you wouldn't know, would you?
- You wouldn't know, would you?
Trivia[]
- The song itself is a nod to both Portal games having an ending song performed by GLaDOS; Portal had "Still Alive" and Portal 2 had "Want You Gone".
- In the middle of the song, the ingredients for the cake are shown.
- They are:
- 1 tsp - Vanilla extract
- 2/3 cup - Cocoa powder
- 1 1/4 tsp - Baking soda
- 1 tsp - Salt
- 1/4 tsp - Baking powder
- 1-2 16oz - Cans vanilla frosting
- 1 20ft - Thick impermeable clay layer
- They are:
- Like "Want You Gone", a part of the song is covered by a box that says "REDACTED". In "Want You Gone", the line is "I'll stop feeling so bad"; in this song, it is "You monster".